It's not really the same thing, because (assuming a positive ROI) dollar cost averaging will always end up better off than lump sum investing (assuming the same amount is invested).
How is this lowering the quality of the conversation? This is an insightful comment with a relevant video that shows that each Epipen actually contains 4 or 5 doses of epinephrine. Certainly relevant, as we are discussing how people nationwide are struggling to obtain enough of this drug.
Also, I would hardly call a link to YouTube "a mystery link to a random place on the web".