I couldn't get any flavor of almost any soda, that's what's wrong. Do you want to continue living in a world where you can't have a raspberry diet caffeine free root beer mixed with lime cola?

You jest, but the only time I get to have a Coke Cherry Vanilla Zero at a restaurant is when they've got one of those machines.

> What was broken with the old-style that had a dozen clearly-labeled nozzles?

That they typically had only one each sugar free (usually diet cola) and non-carbonated option.