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Re: 98% match between human and chimp DNA - that could lead to the next "Planet of the Apes" sequel:

Aliens land on earth and accidentally kill all humans. They decide to resurrect humans from chimp dna. The alien scientists have a lab full of screeching chimps and are pleased with their success because the DNA is a 98% match. "Amazing, for the first time in 500 years, we can observe live humans!"



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