I don't know, that still feels wrong. The "What next?" in the contrived is "What [will I see] next?" The "what next" in the title is short for "what [is] next," which feels specifically made for "what's next."
Though, in general, just a too long title that doesn't flow well without hints for where the pauses and inflections should be.
Though, in general, just a too long title that doesn't flow well without hints for where the pauses and inflections should be.