"Let’s face it. Life would be pretty boring without the Darwinian struggle for survival. Without external forces pushing organisms to adapt in order to ensure their continued survival, you would be swimming in a primordial goop, along with the other single-cell creatures, rather than reading this enlightening article."

Ironic. Value systems evolved because they conferred an advantage and were passed on. He's quite literally programmed to think competition is good & promordial goops are boring.