Glad to see your default impression of Porsche is speed though, that reinforces my desire to purchase one. :-)

Thing is the 911 Dakar which is ideal for the above mentioned conditions doesnt come with a towing eye, so I'd have to have the surfboards on the roof rack or poking out through the sunroof, and I've got no where to tow some jet skis if I wanted to hit the beach but you can do anything you like between the high and low water mark on a UK beach and I know some fantastic beaches perfect for this car. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqc-HPeaQv8