You would do well to consider the very real possibility that it is in fact you who is misguided, and not the rest of the world. You come off sounding childish when you refuse to even consider the possibility that you are simply misinterpreting the purpose and conclusion of the study. The only reason most people can think of to explain your behaviour is that you have an axe to grind and just want to shoot down anything that paints static typing as a positive thing.