I know you're joking but technically it does have AI, the SOC is built on Nvidia's Ampere architecture with tensor cores. If nothing else they'll probably be used for DLSS upscaling.

It's an NVIDIA chip. They're 100% gonna use DLSS for literally every game in the library (ok, maybe not 2D games)

I've heard rumors about MarioGPT.

I actually don't mind modern version of Nintendo Tip Line

I see you're a man of culture as well :)