No notifications? Depends on what your definition of "asking it" is, but having to explicitly do an action to check for notifications and even phone calls seems counter-productive for a phone.
I've mused about writing a distribution license where every type of notification and update can be disabled, and any modification must follow the same license.
STFU (BSD equivalent) and STFU-O (GPL equivalent)
No LGPL equivalent because I would want even software that uses STFU-* licensed code as a library to follow the STFU-* license.
Just have to explicitly define what counts as a notification lol
I don't know if it'll take a fancy buzzword or what. Unobtrusive software? Silent Software?