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		mystraline 11 days ago \| parent \| context \| favorite \| on: Trump's global tariffs struck down by US Supreme C... Sure, give them the golden parachutes. Put a few holes in them, then make them jump.

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doodlebugging 11 days ago [–]

Nope. Parachutes are too expensive to waste on these losers. Give them all backpacks. Tell them the backpacks are parachutes.

EDIT: Link to old but good joke [0] provided for context.

[0] https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/16imt2f/long_an_old_...

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