What are you talking about? I have training in philosophy but I have no idea what you're talking about; I'm not sure what professional philosophers have to do with this situation at all.
So you're serious? You think the US laws were written by postmodernists and that most US citizens are relativists? Really? This seems like a weird version of a tin foil hat conspiracy theory.
So, you're a philosophy buff, but you can't help yourself regarding ignorant presumption about another person's thoughts.
I don't think philosophy has taught you much about being careful with ideas. That too is ironic. I shouldn't have to disclaim your ignorant presumptions every time you open your ignorant, presumptuous mouth.
Also, I asked you a basic question. I asked you what the purpose of philosophy was. Why are you evading the question?