The problem was not so much with spelling as it was with the aggressiveness of this intro.
Beyond the aggressiveness, the idea that TL;DR is bad or impossible is disputable. Everything can be TL;DRed, as long as it has a point. And in any case it's bad practice to "bury the lead".
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If your plan is to insult readers before they even start to read your rant, can you at least make an effort to spell your insults correctly?